Kryptonite New York FAHGETTABOUDIT 1217 Chain Lock - Ultimate Security

In this review the Kryptonite New York FAHGETTABOUDIT 1217 is presented as a heavy duty chain lock for riders who want maximum resistance to theft. The single biggest reason to buy is the combination of a 12mm six-sided, triple heat-treated boron manganese steel chain and the Evolution series 4 disc lock with a 14mm hardened shackle, which together prioritize cut and leverage resistance. The review looks at build, daily use, portability and real-world suitability for e-bikes, motorcycles, scooters and high-value bicycles.

Key Features

• 12mm six-sided chain: The triple heat-treated boron manganese steel links deliver substantial cutting resistance and a dense profile that deters bolt cutters and saw attacks.
• Narrow link inner width: The reduced inner width of each link makes it harder to fit leverage tools, improving anti-pry performance when parked in public.
• EV Series 4 disc lock: The 14mm hardened MAX-performance steel shackle and double deadbolt locking give extra holding power and reduced cylinder exposure.
• Weatherproof nylon jacket: The protective cover keeps the chain compact for coiling, guards paint from contact damage and resists rain and grit.
• High security cylinder and dustcover: The disc-style cylinder includes anti-drill and anti-pull reinforcement, plus a sliding dustcover to extend cylinder life in wet conditions.
• Three stainless keys: The set includes three keys, one with a built-in light to help when unlocking in low light situations.

Who It's For

The Kryptonite New York FAHGETTABOUDIT 1217 is aimed at commuters and riders who need a robust, heavy security solution for long-term street parking or for securing high-value e-bikes and motorcycles. It is especially suited to those who prioritize theft resistance over minimal weight and value a lock that can resist leverage and cutting attempts.

Riders who need maximum portability or those who frequently carry a lock on long rides may want a lighter folding lock or cable alternative; the FAHGETTABOUDIT is substantial in weight and best kept on transport or stored when not in use.

Pros & Cons

Pros

• Extremely durable chain construction for strong cut resistance and anti-leverage performance.
• Evolution series 4 disc lock with double deadbolt offers reinforced holding power and cylinder protection.
• Weatherproof nylon jacket prevents paint damage and keeps the chain manageable for storage.
• Includes three stainless keys with a lighted key for low-light convenience.

Cons

• At roughly 13.15 lbs the unit is heavy, which reduces portability for riders who prefer lightweight locks.

Specifications

Chain length	5.5 ft (170 cm)
Chain link thickness	12 mm six-sided
Chain material	Triple heat-treated boron manganese steel
Lock type	Evolution series 4 disc lock, double deadbolt
Shackle diameter	14 mm hardened MAX-performance steel
Weight	13.15 lbs (5.96 kg)
Keys	3 stainless steel keys (one lighted)

Our Verdict

The Kryptonite New York FAHGETTABOUDIT 1217 is a top choice for riders who need uncompromising security for high-value bicycles, e-bikes or scooters. Its hardened chain, narrow link profile and Evolution series disc lock combine to resist common theft attempts, making it a good value despite the weight for anyone prioritizing theft protection over carry convenience.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this chain suitable for e-bikes and motorcycles?
Yes. The heavy 12 mm triple heat-treated links and 14 mm hardened shackle are intended for high-value bikes and heavier two-wheel vehicles where strong theft resistance is required.

How many keys are included and is there a light?
The package includes three stainless steel keys; one key has a built-in high intensity light with a replaceable battery for low-light unlocking.

Will the nylon jacket protect my bike finish?
Yes. The weatherproof nylon jacket covers the chain and uses hook-and-loop fasteners to hold in place, reducing contact damage and keeping the chain compact.